What Your Foot-to-Potty Position Says About You

Are you easygoing and regular or uptight and constipated? Find out what your foot position when on the toilet says about you.
By Kristen Heinzinger

Toes pointing forward, feet on ground

You came here to get shi*t done. When you put your mind to it, no one can get in your way. Constipation is not something you experience because like everything else in your life, your diet is controlled and balanced.

Toes pointing outward

You tend to be passive-aggressive and you don’t love confrontation. You aren’t a complete flake, though, and still get the job done. You’re outgoing, social and easily distracted by the shiny things, but that’s what people love about you.

Toes pointing inward

You’re the more guarded type, and a little introverted. You don’t mind it, though, and prefer to be a fly on the wall rather than the center of attention. To avoid ever having to ask a guest to be tidy you keep a sign above your toilet that says, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.”

Tippy toes

You dance through life. You take things lightly. Whenever nature calls, you answer—you do not adhere to a schedule and go wherever the wind blows you. You have 100 unread texts, but you always make time for your best friends and family. 

Feet parallel, touching

Wait, what—you don’t poop! You despise bathroom talk and you prefer to keep things neat, tidy and PG. People may sometimes ask if there’s a stick up your bum. You could definitely use a few teaspoons of Metamucil in your water.

One foot on the ground

Stability is not your thing. You don’t like having a boss, and you like to date because why settle down? If you’re not living the life of a nomad, then you travel often and get cranky when you’re in one place for too long.

Both feet in the air

Honestly, we don’t know what to do with this, but you sound fun.